Facebook and Spotify to stream music: Forbes

SAN FRANCISCO: Facebook and Spotify are collaborating on a streaming music service at the world's largest online social network, according to a report Wednesday by business magazine Forbes.

A Facebook spokesman told that it had no news to announce on that front, but pointed out co-founder Mark Zuckerberg commenting at a G8 summit that the California company is interested in making the music and film industries more social.

Facebook members can already use an application to share with friends what songs they are listening to at Spotify.

A Forbes story based on unnamed sources reported that Facebook is testing a service that would allow songs from Spotify's vast library of music to be streamed to members of the social network.

Facebook is not out to get into music or film businesses but it is working with companies that create entertainment content to make their services more social, Zuckerberg said at a G8 forum in Paris.

Titles such as "FarmVille" by Zynga, made for play online with friends at Facebook, are part of a hot "social games" trend and Zuckerberg said that similar potential exists with news, music and films.

Early this month, Swedish music streaming service Spotify launched an application enabling users to synchronize playlists and songs purchased through its service with Apple's iPod, a clear challenge to Apple's iTunes.

The young Swedish company had previously focused solely on online streaming.

Founded in 2006, Spotify is one of the world's largest streaming websites and is available only in Sweden, Norway, Finland, Britain, France, Spain and the Netherlands because of copyright issues.

The company announced in March it reached one million paying users. It currently has around seven million users of its free version, the company's chief product officer Gustav Soederstroem told news agency TT. (AFP)

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Funny Cool Definition

:Father: A banker provided by nature.




:Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



:Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



:Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.




:Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.



:College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.



:Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.




:Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.



:Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



:Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.




:Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.



:Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.



:Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.




:Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.



:Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.



:Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.




:Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.



:Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.



:Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.




:Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY



:Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.



:Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caught.




:Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.



:Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

Sardar Jokes

1- Sardar ji is buying a TV

"Do you have color TVs?"


"Sure."

"Give me a green one, please."



2- Sardar Ji calls Air India.

"How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?"

"Just a sec," says the rep.

Thank you." says the Sardar ji and hangs up.




3- Sardar ji is filling up a job application

He promptly fills in the lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.

Then came the column SALARY EXPECTED

After much thought he writes: Yes



4- Sardarji goes into a store and sees a shiny object.

He asks the clerk, "What is that shiny object?"


The clerk replies, "That is a Thermos flask."

The Sardar asks, "What does it do?"

The clerk responds, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The Sardar says, "I'll take it!"

The next day, he walks into work with his new Thermos.

His Sardar boss sees him and asks, "What is that shiny object with you?"


He said, "It's a Thermos flask."

The boss asks, "What does it do?"

He replies, "Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."

The boss said, "Wow, what do you have in it?"

The Sardar replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."



5- Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.


Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints

like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai."



6- What does Sardarji do after taking photocopies?

He compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.



7- What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra

sheet?


He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.



8- There was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters.

They were planning for a free Punjab. Santa Singh raised a point,

"Oh...we'll take Punjab from India but how would we develop it?"

That was a tough one indeed. Banta Singh had a brainwave...

"No problem! We'll attack Amrika, it would take over us and then

we would become a State of USA and develop automatically."

All the surds became happy with this very simple solution but an old surd


was not. Someone asked him why he wasn't happy.

The old surd replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE

WE TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"



9- Sardarji went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.


He hurried home removed his turban and changed his hair style, and returned

to tell the salesman

"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," Salesman replied.

"Damn, he recognised me," he thought.

He went for a complete disguise this time, haircut, new hair colour,

new outfit, big sunglasses, waited a few days, saw the salesman again.


"I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Sardars," he replied.

Frustrated, he exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a Sardar?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.



10- Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?


Because below 18 was not allowed.



11- How do you measure Sardarji's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear



12- Sardarji proposes to a woman. She says yes if you bring me a pair of crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search is being made, they find him hunting crocodiles and watch him killing a huge one. He walks over the reptile, checks its legs and angrily exclaims "71st and *again* barefoot!"




13- What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.



14- What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you? Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.



15- How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday? Tell him a joke on Wednesday.




16- What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears? Trying to hold on to a thought.



17- Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.



18- Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.




19- How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.



20- What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear? A wind tunne
l.



Funny Breaking news

* FBI has handed over the investigations to Pakistani Police who have reported to arrest a suspect who claims that he wanted to have coffee on the 65th floor but their planes didn't land properly.


* First lady is pregnant and FBI claims that Osama is directly or indirectly involved in it.



* BBC reports that Gen. Musharraf has requested Nawaz Sharif to come back and take over. NO QUESTIONS ASKED.....


* While giving an exclusive interview to CNN Film star REEMA has offered that if " Bush - Afghan problem can be solved on " Kuch lo Kuch Do" basis, then she has offered herself.


* Americans have offered Talibans to handover Osama in exchange of Herion of Titanic. But Taliban say that we already have Heroin and please give the Hero of Titanic.


* Latest marketing strategy of United Airline " Fly with us and we will take you straight to your office"



* CNN Report: US Army troops arrived in Khi, will attact Afghanistan after having Tea at Bakda Hotel in Kharadar. They say that if WTC would have been in Pakistan there would have been no casualties because nobody comes before 11.


* American mothers now saying to their children " So jao warna Osama aa jaye ga"


Thats all from the news room, stay tuned..............for more inside reports......... (;)




Cool Sayings



There are three kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.


Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

. . . every morning is the dawn of a new error.

For people who like piece and quiet . . . a phoneless cord!

I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

Mental Floss prevents moral decay!

Madness takes aits toll. Please have exact change ready.

Be nice to your kids . . . they'll be the ones choosing your nursing home.

Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.


There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Did you ever stop to think . . . and forget to start again?

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

I don't have a solution, but I admire the problem.

Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" . . . 'till you can find a rock!


Diplomacy is the art of letting someone have your way.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

Help Wanted: Telepath . . . you know where to apply.

Mechanic's slogan: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Dain bramaged.


Department of Redundancy Department.

Headline: Bear takes over Disneyland in Pooh D'Etat!

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.







Funny Questions



1. Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?


2. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

3. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

4. If buttered toast always lands buttered side down,and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?

5.
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year, why do they have locks on the doors?


6. Why do they put Braille dots on the dey pads of the drive-up ATM machine?

7. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

8. Why are there floatation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

9. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?


10. How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?

11. If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

12. If you're driving at the speed of light and you turn on you headlights, what happens?

13. You know hwo most packages say "open here"? What should you do if the package says "opn somewhere else"?


14. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

15. Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment, but when you trasport something by ship it's called cargo?

16. You know that little indestructible black box that's used on airplanes? Why can't they make the whoe plane out of the same substance?

17. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for and address,you turn the radio down?


18. Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?

19. Why are they called apartments when they're all stuck together?

20. What does Geronimo scream when he jumps out of a plane?

21. If fire fighters fight fire, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?


22. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

23. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


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Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?

Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain






Wife: If I die what will u do?


Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

Wife: Will u marry again after I die?

Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai!






Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....

ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.


Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?

Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan leg






Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.






lady drinking coke, machar falls in .

lady take it out ,

machar says ;maaa

lady ask why u did u call me maaaa

machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaa






kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal gheley howe. ye kase mumkin hai

baqi 3 ganje they






Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge

Bachey:Nahi piyenge


Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge

Bachey:Nahi karenge

Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge

Bachey: nahi kasenge

Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge

Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..






Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.

Raju:No ma"m! I will not be able to attend it.

Teacher :Why?

Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !!













Baap Beti Se ,

Pehle Tum Mujh Ko Papa Kahte The Ab Dady Kuyn Kahti Ho ,

Kiya Wajah Hai ?

Beti : Papa Kahne Se Lipstick Jo Kharab Hoo Jate Hai









one day dog dancing madly on the merage of lion lion ask y r u dancing madly dog said i am also lion before merrage....






Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai


Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain






Explain The word "AUTOMATICALLY"

....Nahe pata

i"ll xplain... ager koi ganji ladki auto mein bethi ho

to use kehte hain auto_mein_takli













2 Ghadhe{Donky}Apas Main Bateen Kar Rahe Thay.1st Yar Mera Malik Bohat Zalim Hay.Bohat Marta Hay Kaam B Zyada Leta Hay.2ndto Tum Bhag Jao Na Is Ko Chood Ke.1st Yar Bhag To Jaon Per Ik Waja Se Ruka Hoon. Mera Malik Jab B Apni BETI Se Ladayi Karta Hay Na. To Us Ko Ye Kehta Hy Ke Beti Tum Sudher Jao Warna Main Ney Teri


Shadi GADHE Se Kar Deni Hay..






Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg . Then,what is my age?


STUDENT:32 yrs.

Teacher:How do you know?

STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad






Teacher :Because of Gandhiji"s hard work what do we get on 15th August.


Student:A HOLIDAY













A Family Saw ""Sholay""
Movie


Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife


"" Nach Basanti Nach""

Child Added

""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna""















FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

SON: Under Water, Dad.

FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?

SON: They"Re Below C Level















Costomer- Whose Eggs Is This

Shopkeeper - Its Mine

Costomer - Ok So Give Me One Dozen Of Chicken S Eggs















Wife - Suniye Kya Aap Kitchen Se Garam Masala La Kar Aayenge

Husband - Magar Yahan To Nahin Hai

Wife - Mujha Pata Tha Tumha Nahin Mila Ge Is Liya Main Pehla Se Le Aayi Baghwan!!!!!!!!















Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa Baajo Walay Ghar Say Doctor Ko Bula Ke Laa, Meri Tabiat Kharab Ho Reli Hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap To Khud Doctor Ho.

Munna: Bolay To Meri Fees Buhat Zyada Hai















Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai

Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se Payyar Karte Hai

Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De Sakte















Husband Aur Wife Hotel Me Gaye Tabhi 1 Lady Ne

Hello Kiya,

Wife- Koun Thi Wo?

Hus-Tum Dimag Kharab Mat Karo, Main Pehle Hi Pareshan Hu Ki Woh Bhi Yehi Puchegi.









Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?

Rizwan: Phone karte waqt






Son: Dad, what is an idiot?

Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can"t understand him. Do you understand me?

Son: No.






Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.


Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".






Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.

He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!






Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!

Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.






PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot

Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...






Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"

Student:"Brotherly love






Teacher: 3 girls are walking in the road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.


student: WOW!

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