Funny Cool Definition

:Father: A banker provided by nature.




:Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.



:Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.



:Rumour: News that travels at the speed of sound.




:Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.



:College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.



:Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous homelife.




:Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.



:Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.



:Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.




:Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read.



:Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's.



:Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.




:Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.



:Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.



:Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.




:Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.



:Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.



:Optimist: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.




:Pessimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY



:Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.



:Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caught.




:Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after.



:Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills